bcteria:

everything is a lie
accidently:

im running for student council
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Sober or drunk, it’s always you.

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-Unknown  (via dylinquent)
vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question

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gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.
kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please
safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE