big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

"Lmaooo… She left her Facebook open so I hacked into it!!! <3 Love Ya girliee xoxo (:"

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beesandbombs:

infinity / zero

aspio:

playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

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gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO

hips: ngl

cyberho:

Next year’s vma opening act is gonna be Rihanna in the middle of the stage smoking a big ass blunt, that’s it no music no singing no nothing